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The elevator abruptly comes to a halt between floors.
You’re stuck and the building super radios up and says it’ll be three hours.
Bad enough, but you have company.
Who would you choose to be stuck with?
1. A retired state employee who spends everyday watching Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh?
or
2. A lactose intolerant vegan who makes hemp bracelets to sell at the farmer’s market?
Please give support for your answer.
Definitely #2
If I’m lucky, she’s an ‘impulse vegan,’ sorely malnourished, and maybe one stuck elevator away from passing out.
#1 might actually finger-point in real-life.
Yeah but you’re going to have to hear about hormones given to cows, how the small intestine has pieces of sausage stuck in it from when Elton John was bald and how hemp is really the most versatile fiber we have…over and over and over…
It depends on whether she ate cheese before getting into the elevator…
Ahh…yes, it certainly does.
But would you rather she ate cheese or explained about why Soy milk is really much better for you for 3 hours?
Three words: “Freaky Hippie Sex.”
well, there’s that…