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“Look, stop paintin’ your nails and carryin’ on with the tears–start focusin’ on what’s important!” the King reportedly told Lilo this afternoon.
“You’re right–how can I help with that New Orleans thingy?” Lohan responded.
“Damn, girl. That was the Katrina. This is somethin’ different!”
“You don’t know?” James said as he applied powder to his palms.
“How about the spies?” He shifted gears.
“You mean the topless one on the cover of the Post?” Lilo said.
“Nevermind.” A frustrated King James sighed. “I gotta get ready for my decision.”