A big ‘ol grizzly bear walks into a bar.
He says to the bartender “I’d like to order…..a……” and makes the bartender wait until he finally finishes “….Coor’s Lite.”
The bartender says.
“Hey, why the big paws?”
A big ‘ol grizzly bear walks into a bar.
He says to the bartender “I’d like to order…..a……” and makes the bartender wait until he finally finishes “….Coor’s Lite.”
The bartender says.
“Hey, why the big paws?”
*groan*
A dog walks into a saloon and says, “which one of ya’ll shot my paw?”
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
i dont understand the bear joke…i gotta tell you this is the first time this has ever happened to me. I dont normally feel this stupid.
never mind….paws…pause…i read it and…well I thought…he was finishing something else…which was horribly inappropriate…and I didnt get the punch line and frankly didnt know bears did that with their paws…..
I’m with Jen. Okay, so I did smile. 🙂
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