Is there such thing as a good pickup line?
A pickup line’s goal is to get someone to go home with you for the purposes of sex.
Do people that willing to have sex really need a clever line? Wouldn’t “Hello, I’m wearing socks?” work for someone that willing?
And, as you all know, I am a committed non-sexist, but having said that, if a woman approaches a man in a bar and says “Hello, I enjoy mayonaise. Want to go make the beast with two backs?” wouldn’t that work with 99.8 percent of men?
Yes, it would.
With all that in mind what are histories worst pickup lines?
Here’s some of my faves:
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
Is your blouse felt? Would you like it to be?
You know your eyes are the same color as my Porsche?
But my single favorite came from a frequent contributor this blog who has chosen to remain anonymous:
“Nice shoes, wanna have sex?”
Because this is a PG-13 blog I cleaned that up a bit.
Your turn. Go!