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I know you think she’s precious.
I dig the little bow under her chin. I like how you named her Chloe, Buttons or Siobhan. Nice touch.
Here’s the thing Mr. Androgny–walk the little fur ball at a decent pace will ya!Because I’m behind you, it’s 5 am and I got 285lbs of scent hound strapped to my waist and the streets are icy. That’s not a cruise ship’s foghorn you hear, it’s my bloodhound and she’s thinking your Foo Foo would make a delicious prelim to breakfast.
Scoop up Lady Love and tuck her into your arm like OJ and head home like you’re Al Cawlings, only unlike AC, hit the gas.
It’s too late for you to have any self-respect (I’ve seen your dog.) but please get out of my way.