1. I don’t like the rain. It has meant two days without a walk.

2. What makes the big guy think I have any interest in sleeping from the hours of 10pm to 5am?

3. What’s that smell?

4. The big guy looks pissed and not at all like he wants to play at 1:13am. What’s up with that?

5. The backyard is fun in the middle of the night.

6. I’ll make him rub my belly. He stops too soon.

7. Something smells

8. At 3:06am it is tough to decide where to settle down. Maybe I’ll lick the big guy again.

9.  He says bad words a lot.

10. It’s fun to watch him roll back and forth, exhale and curse.


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