1. I wanna go for a walk
3. What’s that smell?
4. I hope there’s a pizza crust under that bush on the corner of Lawnridge and New Scotland
5. Why was there a crust there once but never since?
6. I’m looking for it today
7. Today the crust will return.
8. My privates need to be licked
9. What’s that smell?
10. I can’t wait to eat the pizza crust.
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