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A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender slides a brew in front of him and says;
“That’ll be $10.”
Then the bartender says;
“You know, we don’t get a lot of kangaroos in here.”
The kangaroos sips his beer and says
“At $10 a beer it’s not hard to understand.”
A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”